you spend the majority

[qrst804]

Work or Prison?

IN PRISON, you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK, you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON, you get three meals a day.
AT WORK, you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON, you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK, you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
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IN PRISON, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK, you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the
doors yourself.

[qrst804]

There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women.

Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream.
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The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing, and then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder.

The chinese guy goes in and a after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the chinese guy goes "Me chinese, me play trick, me put hot sauce on my dick!"