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Somewhat offended, the bartender replies "Sir, I run a respectable establishment, and I don't appreciate you calling my female customers douche bags."

The man looked ashamed of himself and muttered "You're right, that was uncalled for...please allow me to buy the woman a cocktail."
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"That's better" said the bartender and he approached the woman. "Ma'am, the gentleman down the bar would like to buy you a drink... what would you like?"

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