A blonde and a lawyer were sitting next to each other on a p

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Blonde and a Lawyer!

A blonde and a lawyer were sitting next to each other on a plane from LA to NY. The blond was tired and the lawyer says do you want to play a fun game? The blond replies, "No thanks".St Louis Blues jerseys
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St Louis Blues shirts After a little bit the lawyer says "It's a fun game. I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you owe me $5 and vise versa". The blond once again replies, "No thanks." After a while the lawyer says "How about if I don't know I pay you $500". The blond was now interested. The lawyer says I'll go first and he asks "What's the difference between ground and the moon?" The blond thought about it, didn't know and gave him $5. It was the blonde's turn so she asks "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?" The lawyer thinks about it, doesn't know, calls his agents, they don't know, searches the internet on his laptop, can't find anything and finally after an hour of searching he hands the blond $500. The blond was satisfied and went to sleep. After a little bit the lawyer taps her on the shoulder and asks "What was the answer." The blond immediately reaches into her purse and hands the lawyer $5.

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Jake screamed and started walking back to the locker rooms. He was pissed. He had shelled out $500 to get Bubba in this contest, and it didn't last 20 seconds. But right before he got to the door, the crowd went wild! Jake ran back to the ring to see Bubba with one foot on top of the unconscious Killer and one armed raised in the air by the referee.

Jake ran into the ring and jumped on Bubba. The crowd was out of control, and Jake and Bubba were $10,000 richer!
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Later in the locker room, Jake confessed to Bubba he didn't see what happened. Bubba said, "Well, The Killer got me in his pretzel hold and I thought all was lost. I hurt like I'd never hurt before and all I could hear was the ref slamming his hand down counting to ten. Then I looked and in front of me I saw this big, hairy sack of balls. I had nothing to lose
and figured it might even help. So I stretched a little further and bit down as hard as I could on those things."

"Jake," Bubba said. "You wouldn't believe the strength a man gets when he bites his own balls."

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"You've just had your twelvth baby miss. What are you going to name this one?"

"Phil"

"But you named the last eleven phil"

"Yeah its great. I say phil go clean the room, they all go clean their room. I say phil come for dinner, they all come for dinner."
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"But what if you only want one of them?"

"Oh! Then I call them by thier last name."